I’m a nerd at English. But it’s fun being smart!

My English teacher handed this hilario sheet of info yesterday. Here’s a copy for you to read!:

THE LEANGUAGE PROBLEM !!!!!!!

THE EUROPEAN COMMISION HAS JUST ANNOUNCED AN AGREEMENT, WHEREBY ENGLISH WILL BE THE OFFICIAL LANGUAGE OF THE EUROPEAN UNION, RATHER THAN GERMAN, WHICH WAS THE OTHER POSSIVILITY.
AS PART OF THE NEGOTIATIONS, THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT CONCEDED THAT ENGLISH SPELLING HAD SOME ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT, AND HAS ACCEPTED A 5-YEAR PHASE-IN PLAN THAT WOULD BE KNOWN AS “EURO-ENGLISH.”
IN THE FIRST YEAR, “S” WILL REPLACE THE SOFT “C”. SERTAINLY THIS WILL MAKE THE SIVIL SERVANTS JUMP FOR JOY. THE HARD “C” WILL BE DROPED IN FAVOUR OF “K”. THIS SHOULD KLEAR UP KONFUSION, AND KEYBOARDS KAN HAVE ONE LESS LETTER. THERE WILL BE GROWING PUBLIK ENTHUSIASM IN THE SEKOND YEAR WHEN THE TROUBLESOME “PH” WILL BE REPLACED WITH “F”. THIS WILL MAKE WORDS LIKE FOTOGRAF 20% SHORTER.
IN THE THIRD YEAR, PUBLIK AKSEPTANSE OF THE NEW SPELLING KAN BE EXPEKTED TO REACH THE STAGE WHERE MORE KOMPLIKATED CHANGES ARE POSSIBLE.
GOVERNMENTS WILL ENKOURAGE THE REMOVAL OF DOUBLE LETTERS, WHICH HAVE ALWAYS BEN A DETERRENT TO AKURATE SPELLING.
ALSO, AL WIL AGRE THAT THE HORIBL MES OF THE SILENT “E” IN THE LANGUAGE IS DISGRESFUL, AND IT SHOULD GO AWAY.
BY THE FOURTH YEAR, PEOPL WIL BE RESERTIV TO STEPS SUCH AS REPLASING “TH” WITH “Z” AND “W” WITH “V”.
DURING SE FIFZ YER, ZE UNESARY “O” KAN BE DROPD FROM VORDS KONTAING “OU”, AND AFTER ZUZ FIFZ YER, VE VIL HAV A REIL SENSIBL RITEN STYL. ZER WIL BE NO MOR TRUBL OR DIFIKULTIS, AND EVRIVIN VIL FIND IT EZI TU UNDERSTAND ECH OZA. ZE DREM OF A UNITED UROP VIL FINALI KUM TRU.
UND EFTER ZE FIFZ YER, VE VIL AL BE SPEKING GERMAN LIK ZEY VUNTED IN ZE FORST PLAS, !!!!!!!!!!!!! xx Peppercorn Swirls

Peppercorn is Back From Her Four-Week Hiatus

I’ve discovered this new thing where I only post twice a month. Like I say in every post: It’s due to my laziness. I’ve changed “Fortnitely Express” to “Monthly Express”. It doesn’t have the same taste as the initial, but that doesn’t bother me! Now, to commence on today’s post...

Epic Stuffs About Me:
I bleached my hair – again. I’m gunna be forever blonde. But I’m not workin’ up to the “blonde reputation”.
I divorced my husband.
Nah, just jokin’. The latter didn’t actually happen. I’m only 15.
I shattered my knee during bungee jumpin’ in Tassie. It’s epic. I lost my footing & a heavy rock fell on it. Ouch.
I started reading other blogs. A few are: Frangipani Princess, Live. Laugh. Love., *this daisy, Kissable 94. They are awesome.
One of my oldest friends, Ann, moved to Urunga (a hole) 2 days ago. So sad. I think I’m gunna cry. *sob*
I want a tattoo. Friends keep sayin’ that after I get 1, I wouldn’t want it no more. Well what I say to that is: When I turn 18, I’ll prove y’all wrong!
Dislocated my shoulder bone. Had to get needles. It all hurt. I’m turnin’ out to be such a klutz!
One of my besties is sick. Her twin sis told me she’s in hospital with a bad flu. Haven’t spoken or visited her yet. I hope it’s not the swine flu influenza. I really, really, really, hope she gets better. Very soon. xx Peppercorn Swirls

Edit: I need to add something – I broke my right pinkie (little finger). On Monday 17th. It hurt so bad! Owwwh.